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 (Roger Laughingstick narrating)

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 Mn'ehh.                        

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 Mn'ehh.                        

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   ♪ Yes I can                  
 love you baby ♪                

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   ♪ All night long ♪           

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   (People chattering)          

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Man: Alright. So, that's        
why we're trying                

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  to be more inclusive.         

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So, Chuck shes. Chuck theys. Mm?

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   Makes sense, right?          

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   Oh! Hey, Chief Jo!           

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You got something on your shirt.

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Nice try, Ernie.                

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  That's my medallion!          

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Maybe your eyes are going       
  bad in your old age, mn'ehh.  

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   (laughing)                   

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  Oh! Yeah. It's, uh--          

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   I see it's a duck taking a   
  shit by the campfire.         

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   Real majestic. (chuckling)   

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Oh, oh, I have to take an       
  important phone call.         

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Hello? (laughing)               
 Prime minister.                

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 Oh, yeah. Sorry, guys.         

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I just have to take this        
   very, very important call.   

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   Yeah. No. The memorandum of  
 understanding.                 

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  Bye.                          

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   Jo.                          

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   (sniffing)                   

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Fok! They put us                
  right by the shitter!         

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   Ugh. Nobody                  
 wants bathroom bannock.        

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It's the perfect spot for       
a bunch of shitty losers!       

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- (Paul growling)               
- Both: Butterns.               

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 Paul, you know,                
I just can't tell               

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if your table's too small       
  or if you're too big!         

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You know for a fact that        
  that table is way too small!  

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 Yeah. Paul hasn't lost         
   any weight,                  

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  so he's just                  
 as big as ever.                

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 (laughing) Good                
   burn, b'eb.                  

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  Rose: Just wait till everyone 
  gets a whiff of this.         

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  People will be drifting in on 
clouds of bannock stink.        

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  Already ahead of you.         

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 (fan whirring)                 

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 Hi! Oh!                        

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   (laughing) How many          
 would you like?                

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   Two? Okay.                   

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There! (sighing)                

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  Give me your biggest          
beaded medallion.               

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  Mm. How about                 
this one?                       

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- Bigger.                       
 - Bigger? Huh.                 

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Okay, but                       
you asked for it.               

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♪                               

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  Tsk. Look at                  
 this Buttern over here.        

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  Hey, Buttern.                 

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Pump up the jam.                

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   ♪ I can't believe ♪          

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   ♪ My fucking eyes ♪          

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♪ I want                        
  to shack up ♪                 

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  ♪ With you ♪                  

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 What was that?                 

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♪ Fuck ♪                        

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  Uh... I said,                 

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  hey, Buttern,                 

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  you got any bread for         
   that Buttern or...           

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  Good one... I guess.          

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   Uh... hey, Buttern,          

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  did your butt get burned and  
   then you put it in an urn?   

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Ouch. I'm burning               
  up over here.                 

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  Uh...                         

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♪                               

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   Okay, sir.                   
  One bannock for you.          

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   It tastes real deadly with   
 some of our raisin jam.        

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 I'm good, man.                 

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  Raisins don't spread.         

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  Yeah, they do! Watch!         

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   (grunting)                   

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   (grunting)                   

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  - (grunting)                  
  - (snapping)                  

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Customer:                       
   It's okay,                   

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   Bought some Buttern          
  jam earlier.                  

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   (gasping) Get that           
 away from our bannock.         

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That devil-paste                
   will turn you into a liar!   

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Give our                        
  bannock back.                 

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   You ruined it with           
  your dirty jam hands.         

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   Bad customer! Bad!           

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  Now, go find a place          
 to lay down somewhere!         

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  Real mature,                  
Bitterns.                       

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(Paul chuckling)                

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  Female voice:                 
 Rose...                        

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   Amawishin.                   

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 Can you                        
  believe this?                 

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   (chuckling)                  
  Yeah. Crazy.                  

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   (laughing)                   

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Uh-- (clearing throat) I        
  gotta go... use the bathroom. 

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Hey, Jo.                        

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 Ho'leh!                        

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   (laughing)                   

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 Hey, everyone!                 

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 Hey, come here.                
  Look at this.                 

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 After we made fun of Jo's tiny 
  medallion over there,         

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she went out and bought a       
 bigger one! (laughing)         

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  Oh! Oh! This                  
   old thing?                   

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   I-- I forgot I had           
 another one. (laughing)        

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  It looks like                 
   it hurts your neck.          

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(Ernie laughing)                

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 No. Nope. Nope.                
   I just slept wrong.          

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  Why don't we                  
move this along?                

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  And let's go                  
 take our seats!                

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   This thing looks like it's   
  the size of a satellite dish. 

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   Okay. At this time,          

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we should                       
  get started.                  

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 Hey, good idea,                

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   unless Jo's mighty           
 huge medallion                 

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   has any objections!          

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 Mn'ehh.                        

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(Ernie laughing)                

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  Serena: Do you always         
   dress like a checkerboard?   

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   Yeah. Good                   
 one, Butt-burn.                

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   Speaking of butts,           

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does this costume               
  makes mine look big?          

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 Yeah. I don't think it         
 needs any help.                

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  You know, we                  
don't have to do                

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   this whole Bittern-Buttern   
   thing, hey?                  

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Bonnie: Hey! You get away       
 from that Bittern kid!         

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  She'll give you nits.         

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  I was just telling her to get 
  her ass back to Grouse Lake.  

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   Yeah, Then                   
 I said, "Sure.                 

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Anything to get away from       
 moo-breath over here."         

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   (scoffing) You tell          
that Grouse Laker               

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  that they all                 
have scabby lips!               

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Oh, yeah. I said                
   that twice already.          

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   Good. Okay.                  
Carry on.                       

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Hey, want                       
  to take off?                  

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 Yeah. Fuck this place.         

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 There you are!                 

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What took                       
  you so long?                  

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Uh, pregnant lady poops.        

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 I hears thats.                 

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 Wait a minute.                 

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  You're lying.                 

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 - What?                        
   - But you never lie to me!   

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 Uh, yeah, I do.                

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 Wait a minute.                 

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   (sniffing)                   

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You ate the jam!                

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  Fine.                         

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  How could you                 
lie to me, Rose?                

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 When I ate it,                 

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I entered                       
the spirit world.               

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You see what the                
jam does?                       

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  It makes you                  
   all crazy!                   

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You're going right where        
 you belong, the trash!         

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  Female voice:                 
 Paul...                        

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   Amawishin.                   

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   (grunting)                   

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  Fok'n sweet!                  

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  Did you taste                 
 the jar of jam?                

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 Uh, no!                        

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  You did. You                  
   tasted it.                   

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   - No! I swear! I--           
   - Shut up.                   

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  You ate the lie-jam.          

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   Did it tell you to           
  burn things?                  

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What? No!                       

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 Mine didn't do                 
  that either.                  

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   So, what do                  
   you think it wants?          

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   I'm no jam-ologist,          

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  but I think it wants          
 us to eat more!                

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- Let's pump up the jam.        
 - Mmm.                         

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  (chattering)                  

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 Welcome to the Eastside Chiefs 
Organization Conference.        

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 To start, we'll discuss        
  economic development,         

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  and at this time, I'd like to 
 introduce our leaders.         

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With me is Chief                
 Jo from Grouse Lake...         

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   (people applauding)          

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   ...Chief Ernie from          
 Greater Grouse Lake...         

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   (people applauding,          
cheering)                       

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  ...Chief Maureen from         
Big Grand Rapids,               

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 Chief Morris from Tiny         
  Grand Rapids,                 

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 and myself, Chief Sonya        
   from Totally Normal Rapids.  

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Let's start with opening remarks
from Chief Ernie.               

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   - (Ernie chuckling)          
  - (people applauding)         

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  Thank you. Miigwetch.         

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   (chuckling)                  
 Boozhoo. Aniin.                

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   Oh. Tansii.                  

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   It is with                   
  great honour                  

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 that I am here with my         
 fellow leaders,                

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 my brothers, my                
sisters,                        

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 and Jo.                        

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The fok?                        

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 We have travelled great        
  distances to be here,         

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 but my journey was perhaps the 
 most difficult of all.         

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  I was offered a free          
 upgrade at the airport,        

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but I thought of                
   my people,                   

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 and I said no!                 

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 I chose                        
the middle seat,                

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 because... (choking up)        
 ...humility...                 

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is the mark of a                
  great leader.                 

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   (people murmuring)           

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   (thumping)                   

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(audience                       
thumping tables)                

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Chief Jo?                       

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  Jo: Niin Jo.                  

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   My journey                   
   was also not easy.           

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When I first got here, my       
 room wasn't even ready.        

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   I was forced to sit          
  in the lobby and wait         

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 while they made                
   up my room!                  

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   (thumping)                   

206
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,179
For my troubles,                
  I was offered                 

207
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,847
a-- a suite with                
 a fancier coffeemaker.         

208
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:20,252
   You know, the ones           
  with the little pods.         

209
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,153
  But I turned it down          

210
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:25,458
  in favour of                  
 a simpler coffeemaker.         

211
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,427
   (thumping)                   

212
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:31,297
  But I knew...                 

213
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:36,002
(choking up) ...that some       
 of my people never had coffee, 

214
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,605
 and I knew that                
  some of them                  

215
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,807
would appreciate                

216
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:44,877
   my strong humility.          

217
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,682
(clearing throat)               
   Coffee-making-wise.          

218
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,317
(Ernie slurping)                

219
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,655
  Sonya: Miiigwetch, Okemow Jo. 

220
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,224
 Ugh. These conferences         
 are the worst.                 

221
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,395
Yeah. They-- They totally       
   suck in every way possible.  

222
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,563
 I mean,                        
they can be fun.                

223
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,233
   You get to meet cool people  
from different reserves.        

224
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,134
Yeah. No.                       
  You're right.                 

225
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,037
  They're the greatest.         
  I love them.                  

226
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,772
You know                        
what else I hate?               

227
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,407
  Yeah. I-- I probably          
  hate it, too.                 

228
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,042
 Being a                        
   jam mascot.                  

229
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,743
   Same, man.                   

230
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,178
   I hate it.                   

231
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,714
 No way. You're                 
   a jam mascot, too?           

232
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,884
 Yeah, big time.                
   Raspberry.                   

233
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:30,289
 So you're a jam mascot         
  and the daughter of a chief.  

234
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,891
  Yeah, right?                  

235
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,493
 It's crazy how much we         
 have in common.                

236
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,194
Now, you're going               
to tell me that you have        

237
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,697
 an ASMR                        
  channel, too.                 

238
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:41,200
   Yeah. I'm--                  
  I'm down with AMSRT.          

239
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,001
Oh, that's cute.                

240
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,437
You have no idea                
   what it is.                  

241
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:47,907
  Is that that                  
whispering thing?               

242
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,843
  It's more than that.          

243
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:51,911
  It helps people relax         
and get to sleep.               

244
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:55,047
   It's like a tingly           
 brain massage.                 

245
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,052
The fuck is that?               

246
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,521
   It's a microphone.           

247
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,525
Close your eyes.                

248
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,763
  (whispering)                  
 Hello.                         

249
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,299
  Hello. Hello.                 

250
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,404
   Psst. Psst.                  

251
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,405
 (aloud)                        
 I said close your eyes.        

252
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:20,840
  Right. Right. Sorry.          

253
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,176
  (whispering)                  
   Chickadee.                   

254
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,645
   Chickadee.                   

255
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,617
 Bonnie, Bonnie.                

256
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,620
  You know what? I think we all 
   got off on the wrong foot.   

257
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,123
   Rose: Yeah.                  
 You're not a mascootch.        

258
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,326
   In fact, I'm the one that's  
 a mascootch! (laughing)        

259
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,495
   What do you                  
 Bitterns want?                 

260
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,164
  Maybe we should come together 
  like Hobbs and Shaw,          

261
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,065
like Kong                       
  and Godzilla,                 

262
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:49,268
your jam                        
and our bannock.                

263
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,102
  You're crazy!                 

264
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,838
I'm not actually                
   a Bittern.                   

265
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,306
  So, uh, just putting          
 that out there.                

266
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,008
- You could give me some.       
 - Rose!                        

267
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,111
 Neither of you                 
 are going to get shit.         

268
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,947
   Um.                          
(clearing throat)               

269
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,449
   This is everything           
   that we made today.          

270
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,950
Just give us one                
   little, simple jar.          

271
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,285
 - Just a taste!                
  - Rose: Yeah.                 

272
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,087
  Nothing needs                 
 to get burned.                 

273
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:12,625
Your Bittern money ain't        
  no good here.                 

274
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,693
 You know what?                 
At first,                       

275
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,595
   I felt bad for calling the   
health inspector on you,        

276
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,631
   but you know what?           
 I'm glad I did!                

277
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,199
You what?                       

278
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,801
- There he is right now.        
  - Bonnie: Oh!                 

279
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,336
   Is this the                  
   Buttern jam booth?           

280
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,237
  Paul:                         
   Yes, it is,                  

281
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,941
   and look how filthy          
 everything is!                 

282
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,009
It actually looks               
   fine to me,                  

283
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,113
but whose booth is that,        
so close to the bathroom?       

284
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,619
 Ernie: And so,                 
 in conclusion,                 

285
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:44,356
   investing in wind turbines   
will provide jobs               

286
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:48,661
and allow us as a people        
 to harness the power...        

287
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:49,662
   (inhaling)                   

288
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,663
 ...of the wind.                

289
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,231
   (exhaling)                   

290
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,568
  Aho.                          

291
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,635
 Mn'ehh.                        

292
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,039
   Chief Jo, is there           
something you want to say       

293
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,842
about Chief Ernie's wind        
  turbine idea?                 

294
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,009
One sec.                        

295
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:19,325
  You, uh, sure we need         
 any more wind turbines?        

296
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,327
Seems we                        
 got enough wind                

297
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,728
   coming out of Chief          
Ernie's mouth over there.       

298
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:23,829
Audience members:               
   Oh.                          

299
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,898
 Mn'ehh.                        
   (chuckling)                  

300
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,433
  Just teasing!                 

301
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,235
It's traditional!               

302
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,070
Lateral violence,               

303
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,505
 while sadly too common         
   in our communities,          

304
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,774
   is not traditional!          

305
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,244
  You call that                 
lateral violence?               

306
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,579
Lateral violence                
   would be me saying,          

307
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,916
  "You had way too many         
Danishes at that table."        

308
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,887
 Ho'leh. We're here for         
the economic development,       

309
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,556
 not the Danish                 
baking industry.                

310
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:51,457
(audience                       
 member gasping)                

311
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,460
   This is why nobody           
 likes you guys!                

312
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,330
Okay! At this time, I'm going to
   ask everyone to cool down.   

313
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,200
- He started it!                
 - No, I never!                 

314
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,237
   Scot'apin!                   
Let's take five minutes.        

315
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,238
   (grunting)                   

316
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:09,708
  (chattering)                  

317
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,211
(Serena hissing)                

318
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:16,615
  (whispering)                  
 Puh, puh, puh.                 

319
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:21,420
 Ever. Sick. Ever. Sick.        

320
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,988
 Weenuk.                        

321
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,991
 Weenuk.                        

322
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,561
 Mn'ehh. Mn'ehh.                

323
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,635
 (aloud)                        
  So? Feel any tingles?         

324
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,637
 I think                        
 I fell asleep.                 

325
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,739
I love you-- It.                

326
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,573
   I love it.                   

327
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,976
  - Thanks. (chuckling)         
 - Uh...                        

328
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,078
  You should subscribe          
 to my channel.                 

329
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:49,014
Yeah, um,                       
 if I have time.                

330
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,683
  I work a lot.                 

331
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,550
 What do you do?                

332
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,753
   Right now?                   
  I'm in summer school.         

333
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,121
   - Oh, yeah?                  
 - Yeah.                        

334
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,490
 Uh, for                        
  work, though,                 

335
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,126
 I take care of                 
   disadvantaged kids.          

336
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:01,627
   One of them is 40.           

337
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,294
 (door opening)                 

338
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,430
  Hide!                         

339
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,266
  (footsteps going by)          

340
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,035
  (whispering)                  
   I thought I saw a Buttern.   

341
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,338
  (whispering)                  
 I see one now.                 

342
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,205
   - (aloud) Oh, yeah?          
 - Yeah.                        

343
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,741
   What do you think?           

344
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,743
 Chickadee (whispering):        
   I like it.                   

345
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,779
 A lot.                         

346
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:26,485
♪                               

347
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,386
  Huh.                          

348
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,457
   That a bad "huh" or          
  a good "huh"?                 

349
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,525
  It sounds like a good "huh."  

350
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,294
   Well, we don't like to say   
 things are good or bad,        

351
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:39,865
 but the selling of food within 
five feet of a bathroom facility

352
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:44,303
  is prohibited by the Manitoba 
 Safe Foods Act of 1983.        

353
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,339
 Wait. What are                 
 you trying to say, bro?        

354
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,975
  Your food's too close         
 to the shitter.                

355
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,313
   (sighing) Straight           
  to the trash.                 

356
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,516
  Female voice:                 
   Amawishin.                   

357
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,686
  Fok'n fluffy!                 

358
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,522
 (music playing)                

359
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,590
 - Hey!                         
  - (music grinding to a stop)  

360
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,091
   Oh.                          

361
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,259
- She stole our bannock!        
  - Ah!                         

362
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,662
 Not only will the wind         
   turbines provide us with...  

363
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,831
  (whispering)                  
   Hey. Psst.                   

364
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,566
Nobody likes me?                

365
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,835
   - Nobody likes you.          
   - (Ernie grumbling)          

366
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,103
   Sonya: ...reduced compared   
to traditional methods...       

367
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,205
   Mascootch.                   

368
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,340
   You're a mascootch.          
   That's you.                  

369
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,375
  Constructing the wind         
   turbines would allow us...   

370
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,445
   (sniffing) Oh, you           
   smell that?                  

371
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,881
  It smells like piss.          

372
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,883
 Or is that just because        
 you're a wiizii'geewan'nakinth.

373
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,251
 Also sell excess power         
 back to the government.        

374
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:36,588
 - You're pissy.                
 - You probably can't even smell

375
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,757
 the piss because you're        
so pissy!                       

376
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,894
   Sonya: At this time, I have  
to ask you both to stop.        

377
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,595
(nasally) At this               
  time, I must ask you          

378
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:44,930
to try a                        
different phrase.               

379
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,965
   (murmuring)                  

380
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,701
 This is hardly                 
chief behaviour!                

381
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,570
Yeah, Jo!                       

382
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,471
You, too, Ernie!                

383
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,208
 Both of you are acting         
 like children!                 

384
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,376
   She called me fat!           

385
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,478
   He made fun                  
of my medallion!                

386
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,712
   That's it!                   

387
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,047
  At this time,                 

388
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,382
 both of you can                
get out!                        

389
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,118
   After you,                   
pleather mukluks!               

390
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,487
 Okay. Mr. Drops His .22        
 In the Muskeg!                 

391
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,891
Jo: Poor babies! Couldn't       
hack it,                        

392
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:13,659
so you packed up                
  your mamas and left!          

393
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,895
  Ah, shut up!                  

394
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:17,596
- Bonnie?                       
  - Bonnie: Oh!                 

395
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,598
She stole                       
  our bannock!                  

396
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,901
  Bonnie, what are you          
doing with devil's food?        

397
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,036
   It's just so good!           

398
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:24,870
I can't help it!                

399
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,672
   That filth                   
  has made you a liar!          

400
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,574
   Just give it back!           

401
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,877
The fok?                        
  This is total chaos.          

402
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,379
  - I love it.                  
  - I think I know what to do.  

403
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,116
Well, you better hurry. My mom's
   got your dad in a headlock.  

404
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,384
   Say uncle!                   

405
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,019
 Never!                         
   (grunting)                   

406
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,554
  Just let me have it!          

407
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,456
   Just-- just                  
 one more bite.                 

408
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:47,259
Drop the bannock,               
   or the jam gets it.          

409
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,362
It's got so much                
   more life to live!           

410
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,363
  (whispering)                  
 Hello.                         

411
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,397
   (people murmuring)           

412
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,199
  Hello. Hello.                 

413
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,934
  - (people murmuring)          
- Hello.                        

414
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,736
   Chickadee, get away          
   from that Buttern!           

415
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,906
 You want to get                
  nits or what?                 

416
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,908
  This isn't the place for you. 
 The adults are talking.        

417
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,812
- Shh. Shh. Shh.                
  - (murmurs quieting)          

418
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,481
   Why does my                  
  head feel like this?          

419
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:13,118
  Aniin. Aniin.                 

420
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,254
   - I feel so calm...          
 - Serena: Aniin. Aniin.        

421
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:19,291
...and yet so annoyed at        
 the same time.                 

422
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,792
 Serena:                        
  Aniin. Aniin.                 

423
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,262
  I want it to                  
 stop because it's dumb.        

424
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,132
 - Serena: Shh.                 
 - But I also feel calm.        

425
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,835
- This is stupid.               
- Serena: Maanoo.               

426
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,503
- Right?                        
 - Serena: Shh.                 

427
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,239
 Yes, it is, but somehow        
I feel...                       

428
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,141
   less angry.                  

429
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,576
 (aloud)                        
Chickadee, it's working.        

430
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,644
  - You did it!                 
  - (giggling)                  

431
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,481
Jo: Can I borrow                
   this fucked-up little mic?   

432
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,183
 Of course. Yes, ma'am.         

433
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,185
   Jo:                          
   Ah.                          

434
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,154
   Everyone, you know,          
  I will admit,                 

435
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,491
 things got out                 
   of control,                  

436
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,593
 and for that, I                
   apologize.                   

437
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,762
   But I just                   
  want to say,                  

438
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,665
 if we can't put                
 our differences aside,         

439
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,534
  we're no better than          
our kids.                       

440
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,869
   I'm better.                  

441
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:08,307
But Jo, she stole               
  our bannock!                  

442
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,043
 But Ernie, they                
  took our jam!                 

443
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,379
  (Jo sighing)                  

444
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,449
   Alone, the bannock           

445
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,985
is just bannock,                

446
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,055
   and alone,                   
jam is just jam.                

447
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:28,126
 But if we put those two        
things together,                

448
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,363
 amazing things                 
   can happen.                  

449
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:31,997
 (Paul chuckling                
 softly)                        

450
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:35,534
 Bonnie, would you like         

451
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:40,038
to dip my bannock               
 into your jam?                 

452
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,541
  Uh, as weird                  
 as that sounds,                

453
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:43,642
you bet.                        

454
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,245
   Ah.                          

455
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,279
 Bonnie:                        
   Oh!                          

456
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,918
  Oh! Fok, that's good!         

457
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:53,952
   (grunting)                   

458
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,789
er Laughingstick narrating)     

459
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,992
 ♪ Hey I'm built like bannock ♪ 

460
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,228
  ♪ Don't take long now         
   to understand it ♪           

461
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,263
  ♪ I, I'm built like bannock ♪ 

462
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,364
   ♪ I got the bread ♪          

463
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,866
  ♪ No need to panic ♪          

464
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,701
 ♪ Hey I'm built like bannock ♪ 

465
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,903
  ♪ Don't take long now         
   to understand it ♪           

466
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,938
 ♪ Wow I'm built like bannock ♪ 

467
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,040
   ♪ I got the bread ♪          

468
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,274
  ♪ No need to panic ♪          

469
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:53,378
  ♪ Whoa jah ♪                  

470
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,546
  ♪ So fresh ♪                  

471
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,381
  ♪ I'm big and round ♪         

472
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,716
  ♪ Make that booty go          
   touch the ground ♪           

473
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,017
  ♪ So crispy ♪                 

474
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,052
  ♪ Lookin' like gold ♪